To my mom, after a week of being at home with me for Thanksgiving: "I missed you, Granny! Granny's house be fun!!"
While my mother in law was trying to show me Parker's Christmas gift where Parker couldn't see: "Ooh! I need to check that out!"
Naming Disney princesses for CC: "Cindawella, Snow White, Belle, Stinky Booty" (Sleeping Beauty)
"I NEED ______!" fill in the blank with a variety of things... Candy, sweet tea, Barney, "tickle bugs", cookies, chicken nuggets, shoes, etc. She insists she NEEDS pretty much everything!
Instead of "Christmas decorations"...... "Christmas relations"
Instead of "Merry Christmas!".... "Harry Chrismus!"
